Top 15 Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein

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Top funny Albert Einstein Quotes

  1. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe

  2. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

  3. Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

  4. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

  5. If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z – keeping your mouth shut.

  6. Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.

  7. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

  8. Love is a better teacher than duty.

  9. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

  10. If the facts don’t fit the theory, Change the facts

  11. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

  12. I am a deeply religious nonbeliever – This is a somewhat new kind of religion

  13. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking

  14. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education

  15. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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