SimplyNeo Quotes

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain’t so.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

No public interest is anything other or nobler than a massed accumulation of private interests.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn’t. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let me label you as they may.

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Always tell the truth. That way, you don’t have to remember what you said.

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn’t have done it. Who was it who said, “Blessed is the man who has found his work”? Whoever it was he had the right idea in his mind. Mark you, he says his work–not somebody else’s work. The work that is really a man’s own work is play and not work at all. Cursed is the man who has found some other man’s work and cannot lose it. When we talk about the great workers of the world we really mean the great players of the world. The fellows who groan and sweat under the weary load of toil that they bear never can hope to do anything great. How can they when their souls are in a ferment of revolt against the employment of their hands and brains? The product of slavery, intellectual or physical, can never be great.

If I were required to guess off-hand, and without collusion with higher minds, what is the bottom cause of the amazing material and intellectual advancement of the last fifty years, I should guess that it was the modern-born and previously non-existent disposition on the part of men to believe that a new idea can have value.

Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done.

A historian who would convey the truth must lie. Often he must enlarge the truth by diameters, otherwise his reader would not be able to see it.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity about one of those.

Let us swear while we may, for in Heaven it will not be allowed.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.